warning: smells like a parking lot
$ABORTMAS
Born in a burning dumpster. Raised on rusty cans and bad trades. The grossest coin on Solana and proud of it.

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TRASHONOMICS
1B
TOTAL SUPPLY
fixed. mint authority revoked — no more trash can be printed
✓ VERIFIED ON-CHAIN
0%
TAX
no transfer-fee extension on the token
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🔒
FREEZE REVOKED
nobody can freeze your bag. metadata is locked too
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~5%
SUPPLY LOCK
49,882,109 $ABORTMAS (4.99%) locked on Streamflow until Apr 15, 2027. nothing withdrawn
✓ VERIFIED ON-CHAIN
Verified items checked against the Solana token record for BmgF…pump on Oct 6, 2026. See the Streamflow supply lock.
SLIME SLOGAN MACHINE
Feed it a theme. It pukes out fresh $ABORTMAS slogans.
HOW TO GET DIRTY
- 1Get Phantom. Wash your hands after.
- 2Load it with SOL from the gutter.
- 3Hit BUY ON PUMP.FUN (or paste the CA there).
- 4Ape in. Sit in the moldy chair. Still holding.